Sunday, December 5, 2010

The Rants of a Sleep Talker

I told myself that I would attempt to write at least one blog entry a week. Since the last one was last Sunday, I guess I am due!

Unfortunately, I did not have many adventures last week. I did go out for a friends birthday last night however, and it was tons of fun. We went to a restaurant called the "Oyster Bar" first, and the food LOOKED delicious. I did not try it, as I had eaten not too long before getting there, but the Pepsi was to die for. After that, we went to a really cool little bar called "Independent". Wow, what a neat place! It was very tiny, and it smelled of Cloves when I walked in. They had all kinds of obscure beer signs all over the wall, and had a fantastic raspberry flavored beer that I can't remember the name to. I only had a sip, as I was going to be driving home, but I can't wait to find out the name of that beer to try again. Next, we went to another bar called "The Garden" which was even more interesting than the previous one! The outside seating part of the bar had giant plants and trees everywhere, which almost made you feel as though you were sitting in someones garden. The inside was noisy and dark with club music playing so loud it vibrated your brain. There were couches arranged in corners where you might sit with friends and try to have a conversation (which would probably only have been possible if you could read lips). I preferred sitting in the outside garden area, and that is where we spent the remainder of the night. Lots of fun was had by all!

Ok, so by now you are wondering about the title of this post. Or maybe you didn't notice it. If you did not notice it, SHAME on you! Read every word I write and SAVOR it!

Moving on, let me explain. I have always known that I talk in my sleep. When I roomed with people in college, they would tell me things that I said, and I have occasionally woken myself up at night because I was talking. Well - not too long ago, I purchased an app for my phone which would allow me to record anything that happened at night. The recorder is sound-activated, so it only turns on if there is speaking or another loud noise. The other night, I decided to use the app (I hadn't used in a while because usually I only get me muttering a little, or moving around, or I get nothing at all.) But I had a very vocal night this time, and my voice was extremely clear (I must have been laying very close to the recorder). What I heard on it was too amusing not to share. So here it is! Enjoy!

1:13 am - "hmmm... What'd she say?"

2:07 am - "HEY!"

4:20 am - "So throw it in the trash, for them? Or do you still want to keep that? The garbage."

5:49 am - "I'm not Lisa!"

6:31 am - "Hahaha! Scary!"

6:40 am - "Don't do it."

6:47 am - "Do you want me to start getting you the big carrots and you can cut them up? You think those will last longer?"


Stacy122982 said...

Yes. That is weird. I wonder who thought you were lisa!

Jieuryli said...

What's the iPhone app?